Meningen over de film Star Wars

tering die was goed

Recentelijk heb ik een recensie gezien die ik mijn
sneak-vrienden niet wil onthouden:Based on the recently-released trailer,
here are the top 10 reasons why you should be worried about the new "Star
Wars" movie:

10. Voice that says, "The boy is dangerous. They all sense it. Why can't
you?" actually Hugh Grant.
9. George Lucas hasn't directed a movie in 22 years.

8. Green screen shine around computer-generated characters explained away by
Liam Neeson as "mystical aura."

7. Soundtrack album by Marilyn Manson features hit songs "Anakin, You Little
Prick Bastard" and "Feel My Dark Side."

6. Young Yoda sounds more like Miss Piggy and he just won't shut up.

5. Due to Lucas' feelings of inadequacy, the term "Phantom Menace" actually
refers to the shadow cast by Ewan McGregor's penis in "The Pillow Book."

4. Breakthrough gay sex scene between R2-D2 and C-3PO reportedly not
appreciated by test audiences.

3. Seething mobs of geeks at film opening likely to set new theater records
for random shrieking, inappropriate laughter and mistimed applause.

2. Young Anakin? Chronic bedwetter.

1. The Samuel L. Jackson line: "You refer to the prophecy of the one who
will bring balance to the Force. You believe it's this boy?" is actually
incomplete. The true line from the script reads: "You refer to the prophecy
of the one who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it's this boy,
motherfucker?"

Ik sluit mij aan bij het commentaar van Patrick en Marc met
betrekking tot The Phantom Menace. Het is een fil van niet meer dan
gemiddeld niveau (op z'n best). De film heeft veel minpunten, het gebeurt
niet snel dat ik mij zelfs aan de scene-wisselingen zit te ergeren: de
montage zal geen Oscar winnen. Daarentegen zal een echte film-gek (waar ik
zelf onder val) en de Star Wars fanaten deze film natuurlijk "moeten" zien.
Waarom: "omdat hij er is!"